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That depends. Are your friends whiny little babies?
You sure can. Just click here. Then go pet a tiger.
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That depends. Does spending most of our free time on the couch count? If so, definitely. (The attorneys told us we have to say "no," for those of you who don't understand sarcasm.)
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