Let's face it... we're all bored as heck right now. What better way to inject a little fun into our lives than by inundating our friends with the majesty of tigers — whether they want it or not. (They will probably thank you later, but who really cares?)
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That depends. Are your friends whiny little babies?
You sure can. Just click here. Then go pet a tiger.
Sure. Can we suggest that you ask fewer questions? (Kidding. We love suggestions. Just use the form below.)
Any scheduled messages not yet delivered will be credited back to your account. Then, we assume, you will find better friends.
That depends. Does spending most of our free time on the couch count? If so, definitely. (The attorneys told us we have to say "no," for those of you who don't understand sarcasm.)
Sure. DM for pricing.
Do you have any questions? Maybe you want to shower us with adoration and great press? We will gladly accept, if you fill out the fields below.
(We also accept things that aren't adoration and great press, to be clear. Thanks for reaching out!)